Squirtmachine
Original Mini Edition
- Small positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Beige realistic dildo 20cm Ć 4.5cm
- Beige anal beads 17cm Ć 3-5,7cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
ā¬624.99
ORDER ORIGINAL MINI
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING MACHINE FOR SQUIRTING
The Ultimate Sex Machine to get soaking wet
More than a toy. A complete squirting experience.
The world's first complete squirting system: a waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad and a thrusting machine, all engineered for one unforgettable result.
ā¬799ā¬624,99
SAVE ā¬174 ā LIMITED LAUNCH OFFER- š Discreet shipping
- š¦ Waterproof pad & cushion
- š” Remote + smartphone app
- ā©ļø Easy returns
- š EU & UK plug included
FOUR EDITIONS
Mini or XL, Original or BLACKED
Choose your Squirtmachine Edition here
Machine and vibe pad are identical. The cushion size depends on Mini or XL, and the BLACKED editions include the larger black attachments.
Squirtmachine BLACKED
Blacked Mini Edition
- Small positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Black XXL dildo 25.5cm Ć 6cm (730g)
- Black anal beads 25,5cm Ć 3,6-5,5cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
ā¬649.99
ORDER BLACKED MINISquirtmachine
Original XL Edition
- Large positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Beige realistic dildo 20cm Ć 4.5cm
- Beige anal beads 17cm Ć 3-5,7cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
ā¬724.99
ORDER ORIGINAL XLSquirtmachine BLACKED
Blacked XL Edition
- Large positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Black XXL dildo 25.5cm Ć 6cm (730g)
- Black anal beads 25,5cm Ć 3,6-5,5cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
ā¬749.99
ORDER BLACKED XL
THE POSITION
The position that makes you squirt
She lies face down on the waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad, hips elevated and perfectly angled. The machine is positioned behind her. Two attachments simultaneously penetrate vaginally and anally. The vibe pad stimulates the clitoris from below.
- Angled position targets the G-spot directly with every stroke
- Simultaneous dual penetration, vaginal and anal at once
- Vibe pad stimulates the clitoris from below at the same time
- 100% waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad, so you can fully let go
HOW IT WORKS
How the Squirtmachine sex machine works
Set up the stand
The Squirtmachine stands on a stable frame with suction cups for a fixed grip on any smooth floor.
Position & angle
Place the waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad in front of the machine. Adjust the angle and stroke length in seconds with the tool-free clamp handles.
Attach & lock
Click your chosen attachment into the self-locking connector. Swap effortlessly.
Surrender control
Use the physical buttons on the machine, the wireless remote (up to 15 metres) or the app at squirtmachine.app. Set your own pace with 10 speed levels, or choose one of 20 playful modes and let the machine decide the rhythm. Hand the controls to someone else and let go completely.
WHY THE SQUIRTMACHINE?
The sex machine that makes you squirt, every single time
Squirting is for many women the ultimate climax, but it doesn't happen by accident. The Squirtmachine is specifically engineered to make squirting possible through the perfect combination of pressure, penetration depth and clitoral stimulation. No other sex machine on the market offers this complete system.
Our sex machine positions you perfectly: face down, hips elevated, fully supported by the waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad. The machine penetrates simultaneously vaginally and anally while the vibe pad stimulates your clitoris from below. This triple-point stimulation is exactly what triggers squirting.
Thousands of women have discovered that squirting is not a coincidence. It's a matter of the right sex machine, the right angle, and the right pressure. The Squirtmachine delivers that every time. The vibe pad has 9 vibration modes you switch with the button on the pad itself, pressing again to jump to the next mode, or with its own remote that works up to 10 metres. So you always stay in control, or consciously give it up.
Whether you choose the Original edition or the BLACKED version, both sex machines ship in fully discreet packaging. Fast EU shipping included.
Every body is different
Every body is different. The Squirtmachine has been engineered down to the last detail to make squirting possible: the right angle, pressure and stimulation, all in one system. For many women it works fantastically, but squirting remains personal and cannot be guaranteed for everyone. What is certain: intense stimulation at three points at once, every single time.
FULL SPECS
Full specifications of our squirt machine
Sex Machine
- Material
- Aluminum alloy + TPE
- Dimensions
- 24.5 Ć 38.6 Ć 45 cm (extended-height rods for the perfect angle)
- Weight
- 6.75 kg
- Rated power
- 68W (max. 72W)
- Voltage
- 100ā240V input, 24V output, EU & UK plug included
- Torque
- 4.2 NĀ·m
- Speed
- up to 292 strokes per minute
- Stroke length
- adjustable, 3 ā 8.5 cm
- Speed control
- 10 adjustable speed levels
- Play modes
- 20 playful modes in the app, the machine plays with you, no fixed rhythm
- Control
- physical buttons on the machine, wireless remote (up to 15 m) + free app at squirtmachine.app (Bluetooth)
- Stand
- stable frame with suction cups, tool-free angle adjustment
- Connector
- self-locking, tool-free
Supplied with a Y-connector for double penetration that makes you moan like never before
Note: the machine itself is not waterproof. The vibe pad and positioning cushion are fully waterproof (IPX7), so keep the machine itself dry at all times.
Vibration Pad
- Waterproof
- IPX7
- Material
- Medical-grade silicone
- Charging
- Magnetic USB
- Frequencies
- 9 modes
- Vibration patterns
- 9 patterns
- Control
- Button on the pad, press again to switch mode
- Remote range
- Up to 10 metres
- Weight
- 210 g
Your entire pussy area is vibrated. You get soaking wet.
INCLUDED ATTACHMENTS
Included attachments, built for squirting
SQUIRTMACHINE ā VAGINAL
Beige Realistic Dildo
200mm Ć 45mm Ā· 390g Ā· Soft PVC
SQUIRTMACHINE ā ANAL
Beige Anal Beads
170mm Ć 30ā57mm Ā· 425g Ā· Soft PVC
BLACKED ā VAGINAL
Black XXL Dildo
255mm Ć 60mm Ā· 730g Ā· Soft PVC
BLACKED ā ANAL
Black Anal Beads
255mm Ć 36ā55mm Ā· 513g Ā· Soft PVC
SQUIRTMACHINE ā VIBE
Vibe Pad
Waterproof vibration pad Ā· Button on the pad + remote up to 10 m
SQUIRTMACHINE ā POSITION
Positioning Cushion
Waterproof support cushion with vibe pad Ā· Ergonomic angle
WEB APP
Control your Squirtmachine ā from your phone
Open the web app in your phone's browser, connect over Bluetooth and you are in control: no install, no account.
- 10 adjustable speed levels
- 20 playful modes where the machine plays with you, no fixed rhythm
- Bluetooth connection straight from your phone browser
- Chrome browser recommended
Easily hand over control to your partner, more about that soon.
Open squirtmachine.appsquirtmachine.app
REMOTE CONTROL
Hand over control, anywhere in the world
Share a code or link and let someone else play with your Squirtmachine live, from the other side of the bed or the other side of the world. You stay connected via Bluetooth and can take back control at any moment. Here's how it works in 7 steps.
Step 1
Connect
Open squirtmachine.app, enable Bluetooth and connect to your Squirtmachine. You're ready as soon as it says 'Connected'.
Step 2
Share
Tap 'Share' in the top right corner. The Remote Control screen appears, press 'Start'.
Step 3
Invite
Let your new operator scan the QR code, or send them the invite link or code. That's all they need: no app, no account. Share it straight via WhatsApp, Messenger or any app you like.
Step 4
They play with you
Your operator now controls your Squirtmachine live! You can still adjust things yourself, the machine always follows the latest command. Done playing? Tap 'I'm done, end & get rated'.
Step 5
The wait
Exciting... did they operate the Squirtmachine well? The operator now waits while you decide their rating.
Step 6
Rate your operator
How wet did they get you? Give your operator 1 to 5 droplets.
Step 7
Bragging rights
The operator receives their droplet rating and can share it on their socials, or keep it as a private trophy.
REDDIT COMMUNITY
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Every body is different, results may vary.
Ready to squirt?
Order your Squirt machine now
ā¬799ā¬624,99
SAVE ā¬174 ā LIMITED LAUNCH OFFER- š Discreet packaging
- š Fast EU shipping
- š¦ Waterproof pad & cushion
- š” Remote + app control
- ā Full warranty
- š EU & UK plug included