Squirtmachine
Original Mini Edition
- Small positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Beige realistic dildo 20cm × 4.5cm
- Beige anal beads 17cm × 3-5,7cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
€624.99
ORDER ORIGINAL MINI
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING MACHINE FOR SQUIRTING
The Ultimate Sex Machine to get soaking wet
More than a toy. A complete squirting experience.
The world's first complete squirting system: a waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad and a thrusting machine, all engineered for one unforgettable result.
€799€624,99
SAVE €174 — LIMITED LAUNCH OFFER- 🔒 Discreet shipping
- 💦 Waterproof pad & cushion
- 📡 Remote + smartphone app
- ↩️ Easy returns
FOUR EDITIONS
Mini or XL, Original or BLACKED
Choose your Squirtmachine Edition here
Machine and vibe pad are identical. The cushion size depends on Mini or XL, and the BLACKED editions include the larger black attachments.
Squirtmachine BLACKED
Blacked Mini Edition
- Small positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Black XXL dildo 25.5cm × 6cm (730g)
- Black anal beads 25,5cm × 3,6-5,5cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
€649.99
ORDER BLACKED MINISquirtmachine
Original XL Edition
- Large positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Beige realistic dildo 20cm × 4.5cm
- Beige anal beads 17cm × 3-5,7cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
€724.99
ORDER ORIGINAL XLSquirtmachine BLACKED
Blacked XL Edition
- Large positioning cushion with vibe pad
- Black XXL dildo 25.5cm × 6cm (730g)
- Black anal beads 25,5cm × 3,6-5,5cm
- Soft PVC
- Self-locking connector
€749.99
ORDER BLACKED XL
THE POSITION
The position that makes you squirt
She lies face down on the waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad, hips elevated and perfectly angled. The machine is positioned behind her. Two attachments simultaneously penetrate vaginally and anally. The vibe pad stimulates the clitoris from below.
- Angled position targets the G-spot directly with every stroke
- Simultaneous dual penetration, vaginal and anal at once
- Vibe pad stimulates the clitoris from below at the same time
- 100% waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad, so you can fully let go
HOW IT WORKS
How the Squirtmachine sex machine works
Place the positioning cushion with vibe pad
Waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad elevates hips to the perfect angle.
Slide onto the rails
The positioning cushion with vibe pad slots onto the machine's steel rails; body weight locks it in place, with zero movement.
Attach & lock
Click your chosen dildo into the self-locking connector in seconds. Swap effortlessly.
Remote + app: surrender
Pick up the 15-metre remote or open the app on your phone. Control speed and rhythm from anywhere in the room, or anywhere in the world. Then put it down and let the machine take over completely.
WHY THE SQUIRTMACHINE?
The sex machine that makes you squirt, every single time
Squirting is for many women the ultimate climax, but it doesn't happen by accident. The Squirtmachine is specifically engineered to make squirting possible through the perfect combination of pressure, penetration depth and clitoral stimulation. No other sex machine on the market offers this complete system.
Our sex machine positions you perfectly: face down, hips elevated, fully supported by the waterproof positioning cushion with vibe pad. The machine penetrates simultaneously vaginally and anally while the vibe pad stimulates your clitoris from below. This triple-point stimulation is exactly what triggers squirting.
Thousands of women have discovered that squirting is not a coincidence. It's a matter of the right sex machine, the right angle, and the right pressure. The Squirtmachine delivers that every time. The vibe pad has 9 vibration modes you switch with the button on the pad itself, pressing again to jump to the next mode, or with its own remote that works up to 10 metres. So you always stay in control, or consciously give it up.
Whether you choose the Original edition or the BLACKED version, both sex machines ship in fully discreet packaging. Fast EU shipping included.
FULL SPECS
Full specifications of our squirt machine
Sex Machine (FA-A5)
- Material
- ABS + TPE
- Dimensions
- 41.5 × 19.5 × 31 cm
- Weight
- 5.6 kg
- Control
- 15m wireless remote + free smartphone app (unlimited range)
- Connector
- Self-locking, tool-free
Supplied with a Y-connector for double penetration that makes you moan like never before
Vibration Pad
- Waterproof
- IPX7
- Material
- Medical-grade silicone
- Charging
- Magnetic USB
- Frequencies
- 9 modes
- Vibration patterns
- 9 patterns
- Control
- Button on the pad, press again to switch mode
- Remote range
- Up to 10 metres
- Weight
- 210 g
Your entire pussy area is vibrated. You get soaking wet.
INCLUDED ATTACHMENTS
Included attachments, built for squirting
SQUIRTMACHINE — VAGINAL
Beige Realistic Dildo
200mm × 45mm · 390g · Soft PVC
SQUIRTMACHINE — ANAL
Beige Anal Beads
170mm × 30–57mm · 425g · Soft PVC
BLACKED — VAGINAL
Black XXL Dildo
255mm × 60mm · 730g · Soft PVC
BLACKED — ANAL
Black Anal Beads
255mm × 36–55mm · 513g · Soft PVC
SQUIRTMACHINE — VIBE
Vibe Pad
Waterproof vibration pad · Button on the pad + remote up to 10 m
SQUIRTMACHINE — POSITION
Positioning Cushion
Waterproof support cushion with vibe pad · Ergonomic angle
WEB APP
Control your Squirtmachine — from your phone
Open the web app in your phone's browser, enable Bluetooth, and you're connected — no install, no account.
- Works in your phone browser
- Enable Bluetooth on your phone
- Chrome browser recommended
Tip: make sure Bluetooth is enabled on your phone before opening the app.
Open squirtmachine.appsquirtmachine.app
SQUIRTMACHINE
Web Control
Connect via Bluetooth
Chrome recommended
REDDIT COMMUNITY
Join the Squirtmachine community
Connect with other Squirtmachine owners on Reddit. Share experiences, ask questions, and discover tips & tricks from real users.
- •Share your experience
- •Ask questions
- •Tips & tricks
- •Post your unboxing
- •NSFW allowed: show how it really works
Only verified customers can share experiences. Other members are welcome to read reviews and ask questions.
Ready to squirt?
Order your Squirt machine now
€799€624,99
SAVE €174 — LIMITED LAUNCH OFFER- 🔒 Discreet packaging
- 🚚 Fast EU shipping
- 💦 Waterproof pad & cushion
- 📡 Remote + app control
- ✅ Full warranty